Christmas!

Christmas Day

Some b*st*rd broke into our house last night!

They came in via the chimney, There were black bootprints all across the carpet (a mans I'd say).

They had it away with all the mince pies and drank my sherry and what's more, they even raided the kitchen and took vegetables! Well, some carrots were missing...

They spread boxes all around the front room making a right mess I can tell you.

Well, If I catch him I'm going to hang him up by his chestnuts and roast him over an open fire.


RP


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